*sister is mocking me for reading an encyclopedia* “Geezus you’re just a professional NERD aren’tcha?”
Me: “You might get to laugh at me, but I know the capital of every country in Europe.”
Sister: “I didn’t know Europe even had countries so you win”
I just… what did you think was there? 1500 discarded packets of Sweet n’ Low? A never ending stack of broken vhs tapes? A lonely but xenophobic walrus who wants the whole place to himself? Plz tell?