raise your hand if you’ve got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one


*sister is mocking me for reading an encyclopedia* “Geezus you’re just a professional NERD aren’tcha?”

Me: “You might get to laugh at me, but I know the capital of every country in Europe.”

Sister: “I didn’t know Europe even had countries so you win”

I just… what did you think was there? 1500 discarded packets of Sweet n’ Low? A never ending stack of broken vhs tapes? A lonely but xenophobic walrus who wants the whole place to himself? Plz tell?


nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

image

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nooneneedsajet-ski:

everets:

badathlete:

It takes so little time to train your brain to just say “they” when you refer to strangers or anyone whose pronouns you’re not sure of…very minimal effort for most ppl..maybe realize not everything is about you and try it out

it changes the way u think about strangers/gender too. dont assume anything

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vladimirnootin:

Prince Edward (1965) - Prince George (2014)

I AM LAUGHING MORE THAN I SHOULD.

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different-to-the-rest:

lanadelnachos:

ayeyophoebe:

slytherin-kyuubi:

a-study-in-cheekbones:

childofaphrodite:

soaringpenis:

notkorra:

antlare:

here, have some childhood nostalgia

whAT THE FUCK

YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT

LITERALLY SCREAMING. I SPAT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY SCREEN. this is so wonderful. ohmyjesus.

two grown up girls crying here as they recognized eVERY FUCKING SINGLE SONG OMGS

I FEEL OLD IM 16 I SHOULDN’T FEEL OLD

This is annoying me to no end what’s the one after American dragon, both me and my sis know the tune but we can’t match up the cartoon?!?!?!?!?! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!

^^IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING POWERPUFF GIRLS DUDE.
and srsly… i’m nearly 20 and i sang along to every song with lyrics.
THE POKEMON SONG HIT ME LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN THO.

i lost it at rugrats

KIM POSSIBLE WHAT

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thekinkycardinal:

Can I talk about asexual erasure for just a sec?

The classical composer Georg Friedrich Handel never had a relationship with a woman, according to his diaries and his historians. They believe that he was gay.

But get this: they found no record of him ever having a relationship with a man, either.

Think about that for just one second.

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